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Sunday, May 09, 2004

The Whole Ten Yards Of Shite

Movie Title: The Whole Ten Yards
Starring: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Natasha Henstridge, Amanda Peet, Kevin Pollak

Movie Review: Without a doubt The Whole Ten Yards would have to be one of the worst films I have ever seen, and believe me, I have seen some pretty bad movies in my time but this one takes the proverbial cake of shite. I am normally a Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry fan and will give them a bit of slack, but this movie is a complete turkey from start to finish. Completely unfunny, the script writer George Gallo should be never allowed to work again in the movie industry. This movie is an insult to us movie patrons, I feel robbed, I feel used, I can't believe I spent my hard earnt dollars on this pile of shite. I am not even gonna explain the plot (or should I say lack of) because I have already wasted enough of my valuable time on this terrible movie.
Two Positive Points:
1.) Thankfully the movie finally came to an end, and I could'nt get out of the cinema complex quick enough.
2.) I found this other excellent movie review of The Whole Ten Yards by JoBlo. His critique is absolutely spot-on, and is a 1000 times funnier than the actual movie.